SUBTERFUGE

or How I Tapped My Inner Weird Al/Randy Rainbow Again After Watching The New Beastie Boy’s Documentary Which Was Really Really Awesome, And You Should Totally Check It Out Because Seriously… SO GOOD!

Note: There are two options here. The first one was the second one I wrote. It has the intention. The second one was the first, and it doesn’t not work, but uh, I guess that’s the creative process…

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1. SUBTERFUGE

I can’t stand it, you know he damned it
I’mma let you know he’s gotta go
You can’t believe a thing he says
How the hell this man the prez
Inject Clorox shine a light up your ass
This term better be his last
Oh my god, he’s such a stooge
I’m tellin’ y’all, it’s subterfuge

So, so, so, so listen up, hear that voice in your throat
Don’t get shut down, get up and vote
Cause then he’s out and then he’s gone
No need to worry ‘bout a chump named Don

Cause that’s how it works, that how you do
We’ll make it all through, we’ll make it all new
This timeline’s so dumb, this dude’s a stooge
I’m trying to tell you now, it’s subterfuge

Listen all y’all, it’s subterfuge
Listen all y’all, it’s subterfuge
Listen all y’all, it’s subterfuge
Listen all y’all, it’s subterfuge
Listen all y’all, it’s subterfuge

I can’t stand it, you know he damned it
I’mma let you know he’s gotta go
It’s hard to isolate and be alone
But if you wanna save lives you gotta stay home
Read a book, bake some bread, switch up the channel
In November go after him like a mom with a sandal
There’s no fuckin’ leadership, dude’s a stooge
He’s yanking your chain, that’s subterfuge

2. SOME LYSOL

I can’t stand it, I know you’ve damned it
I’mma set it straight, it’s not too late
I can’t stand you questioning me
Don’t you know my ratings are best on TV
You sit there so pure and blessed
I’m president and my brain’s the best
Oh my god, you think I’ll fall
I’m tellin’ y’all, it’s just some Lysol

So, so, so, so listen up, cause you can’t say nothin’
I can take you all out with a push of a button
But yo, I’ll leave this presser I’ll be gone
And you can write your fake news on and on

Cause what you see is not what you see
I was being sarcastic obviously
You say I was serious so I will fall
I’m trying to tell you now, it’s just some Lysol

Listen all y’all, it’s just some Lysol
Listen all y’all, it’s just some Lysol
Listen all y’all, it’s just some Lysol
Listen all y’all, it’s just some Lysol
Listen all y’all, it’s just some Lysol

I can’t stand it, I know you’ve damned it
I’mma set it straight, it’s not too late
I’m pandemic kidding when I talk to reporters
Never mind what it says on your video recorders
I’ll get my base to watch the Fox News channels
You all a bunch of moms throwing your sandals
Whatcha gonna do, you think I will fall
You dreaming of a thing, it’s just some Lysol