Special Sauce
(as inspired by the KFC/Lifetime thing…)

EXT — FOREST — DAY
We see Ronald McDonald standing in an old growth pine forest. His jumpsuit is rolled down to his waist (a la ‘Fred w/Tires’ by Herb Ritts) revealing a hairless and muscular torso, the white makeup only on his face and neck. He reaches down for an axe and begins to go to work on the tall pine next to him. Suddenly we hear…