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Special Sauce
(as inspired by the KFC/Lifetime thing…)
EXT — FOREST — DAY
We see Ronald McDonald standing in an old growth pine forest. His jumpsuit is rolled down to his waist (a la ‘Fred w/Tires’ by Herb Ritts) revealing a hairless and muscular torso, the white makeup only on his face and neck. He reaches down for an axe and begins to go to work on the tall pine next to him. Suddenly we hear someone clear their throat behind him. Ronald doesn’t flinch. He continues swinging at the tree.
WENDY (OS): Ron?
Ronald stops and puts down the axe, but doesn’t turn around.
WENDY (OS): Ron? Look at me. Please.
Ronald hesitates, draws a long breath, and turns around. We see Wendy in a blue and white striped shirt dress that is half unbuttoned, her full breasts covered by a pair of long thick red braids.
WENDY: I’m so sorry. I’m so sorry, Ron. Please forgive me.
Ronald steels himself, his eyes soft and wet.
WENDY: Say something! Say something, damnit! I hate your quiet brooding! I hate it! Say something, Ron!
The forest is silent as Ronald wipes the sweat from his brow leaving his makeup unmarred. He blots his eyes.
