I’m Vaccinated Because

Just got this sign for the front yard. Still workshopping ideas. Suggestions welcome…

A.
DUH

B.
SCIENCE

C.
I UNDERSTAND I’M PART OF SOCIETY AND COMMITTED TO THE GREATER GOOD

D.
COVID IS NOT WELCOME HERE

E.
NEITHER HATE NOR COVID ARE WELCOME HERE (because then I could get rid of the other sign)

F.
I CARE ABOUT YOU

G.
IT’S LIKE SAYING YES TO AN EXTENDED WARRANTY FOR MY CAR… BUT FOR ME

H.
POORLY VENTILATED CROWDED SPACES ARE MY JAM

I.
I HAVE NO INTEREST IN EVER BEING INTUBATED

J.
I HEARD IT WOULD CLEAR UP MY ADULT ACNE

K.
IT TURNS OUT I ACTUALLY WANT MY KIDS’ FRIENDS RUNNING ALL OVER THE HOUSE AND TOUCHING THE WALLS WITH THEIR DIRTY HANDS

L.
I’M TOTALLY FINE WITH BILL GATES GETTING IN TOUCH WITH ME