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“He may be blocked in another area,” said the vet looking over her mask.

“Yeah?”

”His penis is purple.”

“Is that bad?”

“Um, yes.”

“So, a cat doesn’t normally, have, you know, a pur-“

“No.”

A week ago on Friday I took our cat to the vet to get a pedicure. (That’s how we decided on this…

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