🚨 Daylight Savings Time — PSA 🚨

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INT — BEDROOM — EARLY MORNING

It’s 5:30 in the morning, the first day of Daylight Savings in which we ‘fall back’. Phoebe is asleep. Steve… was sleeping. Magic, the cat, is outside the door.

MAGIC
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hellllllo! I’m hungry here! What the (beep), man! I need to eat! I don’t give a (beep) about your daylight savings! My internal clock is primal. It’s ancient. It’s (beep) perfect! I know exactly what (beep) time it is! IT’S TIME TO EAT! LET’S GO, (BEEP)! HEY! HEY! HEY!

Steve turns away from the door and closes his eyes.

MAGIC
HEY, (beep)! I HEAR YOU! DON’T MAKE ME PEE ON THE RUG OR SCRATCH UP THAT CHAIR IN THE DINING ROOM BECAUSE I WILL (beep) DO IT!

Steve gets out of bed, opens the door, shuts it behind him.

STEVE
Shhhh.

MAGIC
(Beep) you!

STEVE
C’mon, man. Look how dark it is. It’s nighttime.

MAGIC
It’s the (beep) morning, (beep)! Be a responsible human being and get me my (beep) food!

STEVE
Dude, you have to stop swearing. That’s not-